OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
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