You're my little dorito
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
this will be a night to untag.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
dude. I can hear the air.
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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