Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
did I really admit that id have sex with that cougar had I been more drunk?...ugh...i need to masterbate more
Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
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