there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
there is puke in my bra ... again
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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