we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
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