Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
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