if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
now i know why i became what i already was.
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
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