Earlier, I saw a homeless man that looked like Abe Lincoln, and I just saw a guy walk past wearing crocs and socks. I'm beginning to like this city less and less
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
Randomize
