she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
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