hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
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