I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
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His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
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