I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
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