Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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