We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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