He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
no. you can't hotbox the world.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
I woke up at 2 AM to find them in my living room with a radio flyer wagon full of milk glass plates and a Holstein cow. How am I going to explain this to my landlord!?!
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
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