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i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
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