You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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