I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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