that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
I think i peed on brittanys purse
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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