im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
He has the fingertips of a God
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