Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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