so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
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