I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
Randomize
