North Korea, Best Korea!
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
My Tinder date from last night is my Uber driver for tonight's Tinder date...neither of us said a word.
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
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