Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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