i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
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