Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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