He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
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