love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
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