How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
I wish there was an emoji for sad lady boners
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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