my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
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