Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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