At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
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