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even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
I fell asleep while we were Skyping and woke up to his balls bouncing in front of the camera while he sang "Wakey Wakey!" over and over again. Merryfuckingchristmas.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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