Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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