dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
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