I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize
