i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
I'll never forget how blunt of a wingman you were. "Excuse me, my friend wants to makeout with someone"
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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