Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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