oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
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