She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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