If i come over, it means nothing
Just realized our kids will one day call us old because we were around when texting came about. I'm sad.
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
Randomize
