Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
I forgot how hot balto sounded
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
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