Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
the texts you sent will act as the rosetta stone for all drunk people
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
You can make out without kissing
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