I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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