the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
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