I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
Randomize
