he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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