there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
I have to get up uber early tomorrow. Which is why I started drinking early today
we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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