capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
Why I hate online dating: not even one day in and a 57 year old asks me to call him "Daddy."
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
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