Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
This spray tan I used isn't working out. I spent an hour exfoliating and rubbing the damn stuff in with rubber gloves. I wanted the alluring, sun-kissed, sexy look. I've achieved smelling like burnt popcorn and the cats won't stop licking me. I'm a salt lick for cats.
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
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