How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
Currently at a bar observing the mating patterns of drunken people in their 60s. This is hilariously terrifying. Hope he has Viagra.
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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