she kept yelling 'call me bella'
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
True strength comes from lack of pants
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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