The dentist just called my mother to confirm the appointment that I made on his answering machine at 4:33 am this morning..
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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